There’s just so much of it. Here’s a mural I spotted by the (delicious) Soup Spoon Cafe this weekend:
And a bumper sticker I saw in my neighborhood:

Big skies in Ontario
I went to Chicago this weekend, visiting friends and family I hadn’t seen for a year. I had a wonderful time catching up over delicious meals and drinks, especially as the weather gradually warmed up to proper August temperatures. I didn’t have much time on my own, but Thursday afternoon I went back to my old neighborhood, and I finally took some pictures of an art studio I’d seen from the el but never found on the ground before. Here are some shots of the great paintings I found there.
My friends and I didn’t drink in high school, but we found plenty of other ways to amuse ourselves. If we could annoy some adults while we were at it, all the better. So for a little while we liked playing Liberation Lettuce, named after a head of iceberg lettuce we found in the socks section of our local superstore one day. We decided someone had liberated that lettuce from captivity in the produce section, and we wanted to free other grocery store items too. Move socks next to the cheese. Shift some Sharpies over to the contact lens section. It was silly, and hopefully we never moved enough stuff to make the employees’ jobs harder. But a couple weeks ago, I saw an inspired example of Liberation Lettuce, which brought the game to new heights. Whoever you are, chocolate sauce aficionado, I salute you.
Attempts to say ‘thank you’ in Thai before I got remotely close: 23
Attempts to bargain at night markets: 8
Successful attempts to bargain at night markets: 5
Elephants hand-fed: 10
Baby monkeys cooed at: 1
Fruit shakes consumed: at least 30
Laundry I washed myself during my six weeks in the country: 0
Meals I cooked myself during my six weeks in the country: 2
Oceans fearlessly kayaked in: 1
New fruits tasted: 5
New favorite fruits: 5
Meals that introduced a whole new meaning to the word ‘spicy’: 3
Total days spent in Thailand: 44
Total money spent: $2,947
Average per day: $67
Total money spent, not including airfare: $2,802
Average daily cost, not including airfare: $64 (yes, that is much more than many backpackers spend while there, but I got a lot of gifts and some comfortable private rooms, not to mention a week with the elephants, on that budget)
Pools, rivers, and oceans swum in: 3
Wats (temples) visited: countless
Times I tired of admiring the symmetry and detail of a Thai wat: never
Hot spring rivers frolicked in: 2
Sights that made me say “wow”: at least 12
Sheep spotted: ~100,000
Cows spotted: ~80,000
Glaciers hiked: 1
Couches surfed: 8
Times I had no idea what vowel a Kiwi was using while talking: at least 9
Concussions sustained: 2
Road trips enjoyed: 3
Radio stations picked up on entire 8 weeks in the country: 2
Times I heard the inexplicably popular song “Maneater” on those radio stations: 9
Number of different tracks off the 12-track “Jagged Little Pill” I heard on those same radio stations: 6
Total days spent in New Zealand: 55
Total money spent: $3,965
Average per day: $72
Christmas carols sung at full volume while driving through the mountains: 8
Carols we knew more than the first verse to: 0
Dolphins swum with: at least 30, possibly more; magic is hard to quantify
Miles traveled: ~6,030
Kilometers traveled (after all, it’s the unit of measure here): ~9,800
Methods of transport used: 5
Times an Aussie actually said “G’day, mate”: 0
Times an Aussie called me “mate”: at least 10
Times I heard the unofficial anthem “Livin’ on a Prayer”: 16, or that’s as high as I counted before I started crying as a stress response to hearing it
Days spent in medical care: 15
Sweet treats purchased after visiting doctors: 6
Possessive wallabies admired: 1
Wild kangaroos spotted, ever so briefly: 1
Parrots permitted to perch on my head: 1
Wild koalas spotted: 3
Wild penguins spotted: 8
House pets befriended: 3
Total days spent in Australia: 69
Total money spent: $6,098
Average per day: $88
Total money spent, not including airfare: $4,573
Average daily cost, not including airfare: $66
Germans encountered: ~10,000
Brits encountered: ~8,000
Americans encountered: 3
Days spent feeling sorry for myself and my sick body: 6
Days spent enjoying myself and feeling very fortunate indeed: 63
Lifelong dreams achieved: 2
How do you know you’re in the hipster capital of Australia? When you’re greeted at the airport by a giant handlebar mustache.
(Okay, so it was for Movember, but I had to make the joke.)